Hope they hit the target

I have more than one email account (don't we all) and I receive distinct Groupon offers, same products but different discounts.

Okay, fine, everyone wants to capture my consumer surplus, I get it. I wouldn't mind myself capturing some of it, or even the producer surplus.

What worries me more is this is the first time I've been offered this service: colon hydrotherapy.

Big data could probably answer whether it has anything to do with the Patriots' victory, or it is simply, as my old friend Chief Justice Rehnquist used to say, "post hoke ergo pro-pter hoke."